Mar 7, - - Professor Albert, Celebrity Commentator and Motivational Music Superstar is back again with the very exciting gossip about Jessica Alba and Paris Hilton! Don't miss Professor Albert's JESSICA ALBA AND PARIS HILTON ARE LESBIANS! Jessica Alba -- Cakes Up for. darkstan: Am I really the only Scarlett Johansson fan here? How is that even possible? BTW, [email protected] Yeah, how could you tell? Pixels? Experience?